1. Argentine gay men and I are the only ones who know all the words to "backstreets back" and will sing them loudly and proudly
2. Sometimes I want to be a gay man because they are just so hot. (No Laura it has nothing to do with Freud or me wanting a penis- I just want to be hot.)
3. I like to dance like no one is watching but it is even better when no one really is watching because they are too busy making out with their boyfriends. Dancing is always better without an audience.
4. I will not be fluent in Spanish in 3 months, I may never be fluent, and that is probably good because i don't really want to know everything that is said at me on the street. Sometimes, in my world, ignorance is not bliss but can be mildly comforting.
5. Vomit is universally gross (OK that one wasn't about me but the poor guy outside the club)
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